"Well, first of all we knew something was weird when we walked into the 2 michelin star restaurant and got seated in the back area where we couldn't see any other diners, also our room had no AC! We had to ask to turn the air conditioner on along with repeatedly asking for water and the wine list more than 3 times. We were doing a la carte as the pre-fix didn't look as good and our group has very different tastes. They gave issues about what the 8 of us were ordering and said we can only choose from 4 options... never heard of such a thing. The prices were outrageously expensive. The dinner was 4 hours.... each mediocre plate with only a bite or more of food. I can say the plates looked beautiful, but there was nothing great about any of them. They brought bread out on about 6 occasions, probably just to distract us that we weren't receiving our food. I ended up asking for our bill since it was so late and still not done 4 hours later.. The chef tried to hit on me, then proceeded to yell and scream at us for not liking his food and being dumb Americans. Was not impressed to say the least, but now we have a funny story to tell about our michelin dinner in Tuscany !"
