Newcastle upon Tyne
Neptune

Neptune

Chinatown Newcastle, NE1 4YB, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

Soup • Fish • Asian • Lunch


"We opted for a la carte rather than 'banquet' style and ordered prawn toast, chili salt squid as starters, followed by chili salt king prawns, Szechuan chicken, crispy beef in Cantonese sauce, and fried rice. Our drinks included two small Proseccos and a pint of John Smith's. The good: the chili squid, chili king prawn, and fried rice were very good. The bad: they didn't provide chopsticks, only forks. They also no longer have the heating plates they used to, so the food cools down quickly on cold plates, affecting the quality. The crispy beef was only average and became unappetizing once it cooled down. The Szechuan chicken lacked flavor. The Prosecco came in tiny 200 ml bottles at £7.20 each, which seemed overpriced considering you can get them for £2.50. The John Smith's was priced at £3.90, which was fair. The service was weak, with only 3 people serving in total, and we had to remind them about forgotten drinks and dishes. Considering the total cost was just over £83, this was a forgettable experience, no better than a decent quality takeaway meal. The restaurant seemed run down with no atmosphere, and playing Abba songs in a Chinese restaurant seemed out of place. The disinterested staff and the fact that only 7 people were eating at 3 tables when we left at 9.10 summed it up. We won't be returning, sadly, as we had great memories of the Neptune. Unless you're okay with a Chinese restaurant lacking atmosphere, chopsticks, average food at high prices, and disinterested staff, you may want to consider eating elsewhere."

The Muddler

The Muddler

69 Grey St, NE1 6EF, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

Asian • Sushi • Japanese • Vegetarian


"We booked a table for a friend's birthday. We arrived on time and had to wait 15 minutes to be seated. We understood that restaurant was busy but the attitude of the bar staff was appalling. They were disinterested and more concerned with table bookings and time slots rather than taking care of their customers in front of their eyes. After 10 minutes of trying to make eye contact and get one of the staffs attention, she looked at me and spoke to me like I was an inconvenience. When I eventually ordered drinks and paid for them it took a further 10 minutes and 2 further enquiries as to where the drinks were . I was then told responded to in a sharp prickly tone. When our table was ready, we got told we could sit. We didn't get shown over. We ordered drinks at the table and the lady who served us spilt a drink all down the back if that birthday girls dress. She was clearly very embarrassed and apologied profusely. However we weren't offered any gesture of good will or anything to demonstrate an apology. Unfortunately the girl with the headphone was stressed and struggling to cope and made no attempt at disguising her frustration and stress. The gentleman at the ba with dread locks was disinterested with poor customer service. There was a young lady with glasses who served and cleaned the tables and she was much better. I observed her reassuring that lady wearing the headphones several times and despite how busy they restaurant was ,she appeared to take it in her stride and get on with the task in hand. In all honesty that way we were treat put us off completely. The food was ok but I wouldn't return based on the chaos and attitude of the staff."

Cosy Dove

Cosy Dove

6264 Hunters Road, NE2 4ND, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

Pub • Steak • Cakes • British


"I last reviewed The Cosy Dove at Spital Tongues a few years ago when I raved about the Theakston’s Barista Stout, which sadly due to the dismal state of the country has disappeared Mrs B is doing a nearby muddy fun run in aid of Bowel Babe cancer research today at Exhibition Park, so suffering from dodgy knees currently and not being able to stand for extended periods (go on feel sorry for me I’ve dropped into the too-near-not-to-go-into-again Cosy Dove for lunch while I wait to hear she’s completed her obligations and can be collected to sit on the bin bags to protect the car seats from her and her friends’ muddy torsos. Spellcheck says it’s torsos so why it’s not potatos and tomatos I’ll never know. Hey ho. Or maybe it’s hey hoe. Spellcheck does not guide me in this instance. Interval. I digress. The Cosy Dove was last time, and remains, excellent in every respect bar the absence of Barista Stout. I lunched on Beef Stew Cobbler with Scarborough-style Leek and Spring Onion dumplings on top broccoli, baby carrots and potato croquettes. In days gone by I reckon it’d have been creamy horseradish mash, but the aforementioned dismal state of the country has had an effect on menus nationwide I suppose- businesses need to remain viable and it’s a hard enough time for the licensed trade already. The steak was melt in the mouth soft, and the potato croquettes were crispy and pleasant. Suffice to say there is no photo of this as it was gone too quick lol, it was that good I decided to take further advantage of my presence and have a pud (oops sorry dessert too, being enticed by the Biscoff Cheesecake on the Specials Board. It appeared quicker than you can say Jack Robinson (who I’ve actually worked with previously but I reckon the cliché was created prior to his conception…… and, together with a little jug of double cream and heavenly caramel sauce on top, was consumed with haste but reverence to the time taken to create it- bought in apparently, but definitely good enough to have been home made So, no Barista Stout, but still a wide and palatable variety of liquid refreshments. See photos. And a well stocked and still eclectic spirits selection. Eclectic is a trendy description these days isn’t it. PopMaster contestants use it continually to describe their music tastes. The Cosy Dove is one of those uniquely inviting pubs where you can go in a total stranger and despite how nervous you might be, you can still strike up a conversation which is good for the soul. Huge amounts of character, parking out back, outside tables out back, side and front, and a very good time to be had in any scenario accompanied by swift, pleasant and efficient staff. Ding dong. Thanks again; see you next time I’m over this way "

Sambuca

Sambuca

57-60 Sandhill, NE1 3RG, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

Pizza • Steak • Pasta • Italian


"Visited here yesterday with my son, with great expectations after reading reviews on Tripadvisor. To say that we were disappointed would be an understatement. We were given a table for two overlooking the river, very pleasant, although on taking in the surroundings, the place looked a bit grubby and in need of some tlc. The second we had sat down a waiter appeared at the table asking if we wanted drinks. I requested a few minutes to look at the drinks menu, before ordering a Diet Coke, son ordered fresh orange juice and lemonade. Coke was flat. I ordered Thai fish cakes as a starter, son ordered potato skins. The fish cakes resembled a cork beer mat…about 1/4 inch thick and rock hard having obviously been overcooked. Potato skins were edible. Main course…lasagne and chunky chips for me, fillet steak with Diane sauce, chips and a side portion of onion rings for son. Lasagne was a thick, congealed, dried out, burnt mess on the plate. Clearly not freshly prepared and had been heated up to within an inch of its life in the microwave. Chips were not freshly cooked, looked and tasted as if they had been made days ago and reheated. I had two mouthfuls and left the entire meal. Fillet steak overcooked and sauce tasteless, second portion of ordered chips didn’t arrive, onion rings greasy and cold. From sitting down, to being served, starters and mains took approx 15 minutes…says it all really. At no point whilst eating did anyone ask if our food was ok, although two waiters appeared to be watching us constantly, making us feel very uncomfortable. On clearing the table I quietly and discreetly expressed my disappointment with the meal to the waiter with glasses, who apologised and agreed to remove the Lasagne from the bill, but the taller, bald waiter became very defensive and argumentative, to the point of being confrontational. The blonde waitress who settled our bill was pleasant and appeared understanding of the situation. To summarise, to anyone looking to spend their hard earned money, there are many food establishments in Newcastle offering a far better customer experience and superior food. We wouldn’t go back to Sambucca and wouldn’t recommend."